Dear Neighbors who clutter up my already crowded street with their SEVEN illegally registered minivans, causing me not to be able to park on my own street, instead parking a block away (if I’m lucky), **deep breath**
You’re a bunch of douchebags. I want to rip out your valve stems and line them up on your front steps. I am sick and fucking tired of not being able to park on my own street. I’m getting really irritated having to schlep all my shit from the van, parked at least a block away, every time I go shopping. I want to throw a brick through your windshield. All seven of them. I want to set your vans ablaze and do a dance while I watch them burn.
I hope you suffer from horrifying rectal itch for the rest of your natural life.
You suck.
Love, Mo